Archive for November 25th, 2009

Dear Men

Posted in Uncategorized on November 25th, 2009 by jwadley – Be the first to comment

You suck!

…Ok, not all of you suck.
Not even most.
But some of you… a few of you… really suck.
Though, to be fair, those of you who suck don’t suck all of the time.
Most of the time you are kind, generous, and generally awesome.
But some of the time, a few of you are kind of a little bit sucky.
Jeepers, I can’t even maintain a proper rant. This is ridiculous.
Now, men who suck, please stop sucking. Please stop making women (and other men) cry. Please stop making us feel like everything is our fault. Please remember your awesomeness and embrace it, and throw away the suckiness. Do it now. Please. For me, and all of the other incredibly great women and men and people and children and mammals out there.
Thank you.

Camping? Really?

Posted in Uncategorized on November 25th, 2009 by jwadley – Be the first to comment

We are going camping for Thanksgiving.

Yes, camping.
No, not the kind where you sleep in an RV.
The kind where you have a tent. With tent poles.
Yes, the sleep-on-the-floor type of camping.
Whoever thought of this idea deserves to go camping in 40 degrees with two small children.
What? Oh.
Well, yes.
Yes, it was all my idea.
Yep, guess it is all my fault.
Guess I deserve what I get.
Hopefully, what I get will be four days of adventure, insect bites, sore muscles and fun! Time to gaze at the stars, examine the leaves, contemplate the beauty of life, and read a book.
Time to visit with friends, and talk for hours. Time to play games, laugh and fool around.
Wish me luck. Yay, camping!