Dear Men
You suck!
…Ok, not all of you suck.
Not even most.
But some of you… a few of you… really suck.
Though, to be fair, those of you who suck don’t suck all of the time.
Most of the time you are kind, generous, and generally awesome.
But some of the time, a few of you are kind of a little bit sucky.
Jeepers, I can’t even maintain a proper rant. This is ridiculous.
Now, men who suck, please stop sucking. Please stop making women (and other men) cry. Please stop making us feel like everything is our fault. Please remember your awesomeness and embrace it, and throw away the suckiness. Do it now. Please. For me, and all of the other incredibly great women and men and people and children and mammals out there.
Thank you.